eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

(via pizza)

40,381 notes

nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

(Source: nosdrinker, via camsfarts)

130,113 notes
Graduation speech
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
17,341 notes
aubreylstallard:

Dmitri Bogachuk
freshtrotsky:

lest we forget

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via fake-mermaid)

214,383 notes

this is what life in my city is like

(Source: reallylameblog, via childservices)

129,224 notes

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

(Source: lizthefangirl, via mynamesconnor)

63,407 notes